Ri-Spy- Fun Rioters’ Spy Quiz!

Satirical Gallows Humour Warning.

Read to the end to find out what your answers say about your psychological profile.

Ri-Spy with my Red Eye.  

Hey clever guys setting fire to your own streets, take this quiz, write your answer on your profiles, or foreheads. I’ll pick one and give the winner a special and shiny get into jail card.

Question 1:

If you’re a CIA double agent, or just a spy, and you want to communicate back to the Red Slavers without being compromised, do you:

A, Send a carrier pigeon?

B, Write an email and leave it in your drafts folder, so your handler can login to the same email address and open the folder without sending it, and hope that it wasn’t intercepted?

C, Get an energy drink from the fridge of your mother’s basement, sit down at your computer, place on your headset and log into League of Legends and know that you are safe and uncompromised in a Communist Dictatorship run Cult Community?

D, Don’t be a spy.

Question 2:

If your animation talent was misused to convert stolen work, such as Bloodborg: The Harvest into a Netflix animation show called Arcane, do you:

A, Do nothing and chew on the soggy sock you used for special time.

B, Send the real creator emails and tips but don’t 100% follow through with all of the evidence.

C, Laugh and joke about the IP raping and send hate mail and watch whole industries be redirected by economic warfare.

D, Do the honourable thing, come forward with solid evidence and get paid 2% on all profit which is a considerable amount of money, like millions maybe.

Question 3:

If you work for Riot Games or have any working association to them. Are you:

A, A talentless donkey or Bromancer on the Riot “fuck about and get paid” talent rape machine.

B, Ashamed of yourself but the money is good so just keep your head between your legs and piss yourself at your desk, so you smell, to keep the bromancing abusers away, because you have a 20 year contract so at least you can pay your mortgage.

C, A spy, a devil or a witch.

D, A victim of Nicko the Sicko and the rest of the wronguns and you are fearful of the NDAs and retaliations, but you are looking for a way out?

Question 4:

You work for Riot Games, you know that they are the most disreputable, dangerous and abusive company in the history of the gaming and animation Industries. Do you:

 A, Drool over inappropriate pixelated images of Annie and Jinx

B, Cry as you tell your partner and therapist the abuse you must put up with on a daily basis.

C, Love it because you are a sociopath.

D, Report Riot Games to the LAPD, The Civil Rights Department, House Committee on Foreign Affairs, the FBI, CIA, French (Paris) or London police, or to me.

Question 5:

Riot Games are now under investigation for racketeering, fraud on the court, spoliation of evidence, data harvesting, systematic IP stealing, espionage, sexual abuse, anti-competitive practices, money laundering, tax fraud, terrorism and cultural- social- economic- data warfare. They get shut down, under investigation. Do you:

A, Sit at your computer for days on end with your cock in your hand, eating your own spots, and drooling at a screenshot of that one girl you played LOL with 5 years ago.

B, Phone all your Riot cult buddies and head over to reddit to pretend that you are shocked to find out that your data and all of your conversations and information was misused for spying.

C, Set fire to your mother’s house, the streets of LA and cars, then Riot like it’s all Games and then buy a firearm.

D, Report Riot Games to the LAPD, The Civil Rights Department, House Committee on Foreign Affairs, the FBI, CIA, French (Paris) or London police, or to me.

What your answers say about your psychological profile?

Mostly A – The Regressed Cynic

You use humour to mask deep frustration and disillusionment, often regressing into crude, self-deprecating or degenerate behaviour in your satire. You’ve likely detached from any sense of power over institutions and express that by mocking not only them, but yourself. Your way of coping? Laughing while Rome burns. Possibly online too much, with a taste for absurdism and grotesque imagery.

Motto: “If it’s all a joke, I might as well be the punchline.” Or “If Riot’s selling, I’m paying.”

Mostly B – The Disillusioned Insider

You’ve seen too much. Probably have some firsthand knowledge or proximity to shady stuff, but you’re either afraid to act or deeply jaded. You cope by staying just on the fringe of whistleblowing, half in, half out. There's a tension between your desire to expose truth and your need to survive. Your humour is resigned, bitter, and knowing.

Motto: “Yes, it’s awful, but I have rent to pay.” Or “I’m sorry what you went through, it’s truly terrible, but I couldn’t participate in the walkouts and I’m glad I wasn’t one of the 11% of layoffs.”

Mostly C – The Anarchic Burnout

You’ve abandoned faith in any system. Maybe you joke about radical responses, but it’s mostly theatrical. You channel rage into chaotic imagery, mocking the idea that institutions can ever be just. You might see everything as corrupt, and you fight that nihilism with over-the-top satire. Possibly the type to shout, “wake up sheeple” and post memes at 3am.

Motto: “Tear it all down, then meme it.” Or “Fight Porn, sorry, like, Fight P… I don’t know, like, let’s make Fight Porn, like I don’t know, like Arcane is my love letter to fans and porn fighting with meat sticks, like Viktor isn’t gay, don’t you say that. I’m going to pretend to quit because I’m the boss of Arcane, Fight Porn, and I have a one mistake policy. I wonder what Nazi Fight Porn was like, where is my Mumbling Mop Meat Stick, like Bro.”

Mostly D – The Morally Tormented Activist

You’re serious beneath the satire. You’re mad, but not just for show, you want accountability. You drop authorities’ names not just for drama, but because you actually think someone should act. You're the one at the protest who made the flyer and brought snacks. You're likely burdened by the weight of knowledge and frustrated by others' apathy.

Motto: “Laugh, sure, but also, do something.” Or “Riot Games are a rotten bunch of Sexual and economic abusers who would sell out the stability and security of every English speaking nation for a bit of fame and fortune.”

Mixed Answers?

If someone mixes A/B/C/D across the board, they probably represent the common state of modern digital humanity: burned out, overwhelmed, morally outraged but existentially exhausted. Welcome to the Internet, 2025. Stay away from Riot Games, they are dangerous, that is why they have a red logo and call themselves after anarchy. This jest is in the title. They are a weapon of cultural disruption and warfare.

Wake up!  

 M.W. Wolf Ltd