Knock Fucking Knock Rioters
Ten Flash Fiction Stories.
Story 1
Knock knock!
“Who’s there”
“Open the fuck up dickhead, It’s the CIA.”
“Sorry, I’m just being pegged by TryndaQueen and Ryze Panda Eyes, I’ll be down in a minute.”
“Pendragon, we’re arresting you for business fraud, economic sabotage and economic warfare against the US. You do not have to say anything but if you don’t take this plea deal, you’ll be sharing a cell with real dragons for the rest of your life.”
“Ok ok ok, I’ll tell you, they did it, Riot did it all, I’ll testify.”
Story 2
Knock knock!
“Who’s there”
“TryndaQueen, it’s Panda Eyes, open the cell door, I traded my mouth for a cup of sugar.”
Story 3
Knock knock!
“Who’s there”
“Panda Eyes, it’s me Trynda, can I have top bunk tonight, the Bloods make me bleed every time I’m on the bottom.
Story 4
Knock knock!
“What’s that fucking knocking.”
‘It’s Praeco’s head thrusting against the cell bars, Nazis take it hard in a cell full of Crips.
Story 5
Knock knock!
“Who’s there”
“It’s just the inmates using Yee as a Mop again.”
Story 6
Knock knock!
“Who’s there”
“It’s The DOJ. Mr Riot Clam, open up for discovery, we need to inspect your fake pearl, see what damage you’re harbouring.
Story 7
Knock knock!
“Who’s there”
“It’s the Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee; we have to address the Extremist Content in your cult.”
Story 8
Knock knock!
“Who’s there”
“It’s The U.S. Department of Defense, this is a raid, this is a raid. Surrender your servers and back away from the computers, we’re taking every computer as evidence and sending your founders to Guantanamo Bay, but the good news is, you’ve earnt free orange jumpsuits which will hide your piss stains.”
Story 9
Knock knock!
“Who’s there”
“Quick Riot, open up bro, I know you’ve still got a spare seat in Jinx’s escape air balloon. It’s Jonny Sticky-fingers Gelly Wobble, the Feds are on my rat tail. They already got my bed mate Jeremy Frog Face Zimmer frame; he was too slow with those big flappy ears. Jiza Jez already got bum-shanked on his first night in prison. I don’t want to sleep in a cell; my pet writers have all gone into hiding. I have nowhere else to hide. Please call your masters, see if they’ll grant me asylum with you guys. I can pick rice, or I can run a talent scam for them. Please guys.
Story 10
Knock knock!
“是谁？”
“拳头游戏”
“这个屎人永远都成不了角斗士”
“我们试图推翻美国”
“操你,你失败了”
We Stand!
M.W. Wolf Ltd.
